MrsBitch takes you for tea

Would you please repeat the question for me?   Open diary   

I like to play, listen to music, to scream, to bite and be bitten, eat, sleep, the cold; warming up my feet with the feet of another person, scratching and being scratched, the sky, the colours of the landscape, texting, talking, the silence, the Moon in all its phases, to listen ... chocolate, porridge, the series of a Song of Ice and fire, getting lost in the books, raindrops and at times (too often) to be alone; honey, tabasco, photos with friends, taking pictures of weird things, partying, going out to a pub, socks, make-up, sour sweets, getting dressed up, getting scared with a movie, languages, geeks, gossiping ...

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive

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Can I stay in bed with this fella forever??  I want to curl up in my bed and admire my fairy lights…   #Stitch #Disney #princess #Me #petsandboyfriendshavetobefed #stuffedanimalsforever

Can I stay in bed with this fella forever?? I want to curl up in my bed and admire my fairy lights… #Stitch #Disney #princess #Me #petsandboyfriendshavetobefed #stuffedanimalsforever

— 3 days ago
#me  #stitch  #stuffedanimalsforever  #princess  #disney  #petsandboyfriendshavetobefed 
Are we talking about Stoya?

Are we talking about Stoya?

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— 6 days ago with 117435 notes

ansunikahaniyan:

Shikhandi and Other Stories They Don’t Tell You

Patriarchy asserts men are superior to women, Feminism clarifies women and men are equal, Queerness questions what constitutes male and female.

In his latest book, “Shikhandi and Other Tales They Don’t Tell You”, mythologist Devdutt Pattanaik explores the various stories revolving around queer topics that were a part of ancient Indian history but are seemingly and conveniently forgotten in the current society. 
Contrasting the popular belief in present day Indian society, that queerness and the LGBT+ community should be condemned and denounced as they go against the culture, traditions and history of India and are nothing but a Western corruption, Devdutt Pattanaik draws upon various Hindu oral myths as well as sacred texts which narrate tales of homosexual relationships, trans and intersex identities and other MOGII groups amongst not only humans, demigods and spirits but also Gods and Goddesses who constantly challenge the normative stances on gender roles and identities.

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— 1 week ago with 1263 notes
deoxydahlia:

I’m in an MBTI mood today, and saw this, and I like it. 
I like that all their graphics display Super Powers!
We all have super powers! Yay!!!

deoxydahlia:

I’m in an MBTI mood today, and saw this, and I like it. 

I like that all their graphics display Super Powers!

We all have super powers! Yay!!!

— 2 weeks ago with 670 notes

yusefwoof:

she is so raw as fuck doe

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1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

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Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

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